How to Fake Clean Your Home in Minutes: 8 Quick Tips 

Do you struggle with being able to quickly clean your house? You need these tips! 

Learn how to fake clean your house with these 8 genius cleaning hacks!

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As a busy mom, I know how challenging it can be to keep your home clean and tidy all the time. With young children running around and making messes, it often feels like an endless battle trying to stay on top of household chores.

That’s why I want to share some genius tips and tricks on how to fake clean your house in minutes. Trust me, it’s all about creating the illusion of cleanliness for those unexpected guests or last-minute visits.

Follow these simple 9 steps, and your house will look like a professional cleaner stopped by! So put away your cleaning supplies and let’s get started, you are minutes away from having a clean home!

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What is Fake Cleaning? 

“Fake cleaning” is a quick pick-up of the main areas of your house. These hacks do not include deep cleaning. Have your home looking clean and smelling amazing daily with these simple 9 home fake cleaning hacks. 

And you can do it WITH your kids!

This is great to do if you have a friend visiting in 30 minutes and you want your home looking clean but don’t have the extra time to a deep clean. Fake Clean Your Home In Minutes!

Fake Clean My House With These 8 Tips

1. Prioritize High-Traffic Areas

First thing, you don’t have time to deep clean your entire house. Clean what will be seen.

Prioritize the main living spaces that are most frequently used and seen by guests. This typically includes the living room, kitchen, and bathroom.

Focus on these areas first and make sure they are presentable. 

• Organize the coffee table
• Do a quick vacuum or sweep of the floors, run the robot vacuum 
• Quick wipe down of the countertops 
• Put dirty dishes in the sink or in the dishwasher real quick
• And fluffing throw pillows 

Just these items alone can go a long way in making your home appear clean.

Do not stress over the rooms or areas that will not be used or seen. Close the doors to the rooms that you are not cleaning and don’t want guests to see. 

Again, the purpose of this fast clean is that your home looks and feels good for guests.

2. Clear Clutter

Nothing screams “messy house” more than clutter. Take a few minutes to quickly tidy up any visible clutter, such as toys scattered on the floor or dishes in the sink. Store items out of sight, like in a closet or under the bed, if you don’t have time to properly put them away.

Make sure everything is off of the floors & counters.

Use the “laundry basket” method to quickly remove all of the clutter. Take a laundry basket, I love this foldable laundry basket, and sprint through the house throwing all of the clutter items, like unopened mail,  that don’t have a home in the laundry basket. 

Then hide the laundry basket in the laundry room. 

Run the robot vacuum to get crumbs off of the floor if you have kids, or pet hair if you have animals. Once larger items are off of the floor (I.e: socks, toys, papers) run the vacuum while you are finishing up the rest of the house. 

Need some decluttering tips? Check out 6 steps to simplify your home with decluttering and organizing

3. Use Multi-Purpose Cleaning Products

Invest in multi-purpose cleaning products that can be used on different surfaces. This will save you time and effort in having to switch between different products for different areas of your home.

A genius mom cleaning hack: Store Clorox wipes behind all of the toilets in your house to quickly wipe down the toilets and bathroom surfaces. 

4. Spot Clean

Instead of trying to deep clean every surface, focus on spot cleaning. Wipe down any obvious stains or marks on countertops, and use a handheld vacuum to spot-clean the floors. This will give the appearance of a cleaner space without having to spend hours scrubbing the whole house.

In the main bathroom that your quest will use wipe down toilets and counters with Clorox wipes.

​I store Clorox wipes behind the toilet and baby wipes in the drawer so I can quickly grab them and wipe down the toilet and counters. Baby wipes are great for wiping counters and the mirror. Clorox Wipes for wiping down the toilets.

Empty the trash cans, double-check the hand soap dispensers, lite a scented candle and your bathroom is ready to go. 

5. Utilize Scented Products

Another way to make your home seem cleaner is by using scented products to make your home smell inviting. Light candles, and essential oils, or use air freshener sprays in high-traffic areas such as the entry and bathrooms, to give off a pleasant aroma. This will not only mask any lingering odors but also give the illusion of cleanliness.

You could also start a pot of coffee, many love the smell of fresh coffee brewing. 

6. Make the Beds

A beautifully made bed is a simple way to make your home feel and look clean! 

A well-made bed can make a huge difference in the overall appearance of a room. Take a few minutes to straighten and fluff pillows, smooth out wrinkles on sheets, and arrange throw blankets nicely.

7. Play Some Music

Putting on some upbeat music while you quickly clean can help make the process more enjoyable. It also gives off the impression that you are actively cleaning and gives a sense of productivity to those around you.

While fake cleaning, avoid distractions like social media

​Once your guests arrive, switch to some soothing music which will also give the illusion of a cleaner home. 

8. Involve the Kids

Even if you have young kids, get them involved in the fake cleaning process. Give them simple tasks, such as picking up toys or a quick dusting with a microfiber cloth, to help make your home look presentable.

How I Fake Clean My House Recap

And there you have it! In less than 30 minutes of your time, you have your entire house ready for guests by following these 8 simple tips.

These steps are easy, and fast, and I have immediate gratification of my home looking clean and smelling great. 

Fake cleaning your house is all about creating the appearance of cleanliness in a short amount of time. By prioritizing high-traffic areas, clearing clutter, spot cleaning, and utilizing scented products, you can make your home look clean and tidy with minimal effort.

Remember, it’s okay to not have a perfectly clean house all the time. As moms, we have other priorities and responsibilities that take up our time. But with these tips and tricks, you can fake it ’til you make it and still impress your guests with a seemingly immaculate home.  

So the next time you have unexpected visitors or a last-minute party, don’t stress – just follow these simple steps and no one will ever know the difference! Happy faking cleaning!

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